It all started during a parliamentary discussion about Russian attempts to militarize the Arctic. The government says it will resist the Russians at all costs; the Liberal Party, led by Justin Trudeau, says sovereignty should be something oceanographers can decide on. Conservative MP and parliamentary secretary Paul Calandra argues: "All of a sudden the Liberals are suggesting that Santa Claus is no longer Canadian and that they would abandon the North Pole and abandon Santa Claus." To which Trudeau responded in an interview: "Everyone knows that Santa Claus is Canadian... His postal code is H0H 0H0. The real question is what do the mapmakers say?" The New Democratic Party – Canada's surrendered moose Kraft dinner – has claimed that Santa Claus is a “citizen of the world.” Yawn. I guess every country has its hippies. The idea of ​​expropriating Santa Claus and his origins is an imaginative and indulgent exercise in historical revisionism. Santa Claus, a Canadian? Why not? If you think of the modern, contemporary Santa Claus who represents the original St. Nicholas who inspired the rugged Yuletide character. But now Santa Claus resides at the North Pole from where he makes his annual pilgrimage to the United States which coincides with his arrival on Christmas Eve. With its moves tracked by NORAD (North American Air Defense Command), a joint air defense command owned by the United States and the Canadian government that tracks airline flights to and from the entire North America, enormous geographic symbolism emerges and strategic plan of Santa Claus. But who is the real Santa Claus who also created a lot of commotion at Fox News, where Mergyn Kelly stirred the media's attention on the originality of the Black Santa Claus with a clear denial of this historical... middle of paper... ...the Pole, although it has not yet fully mapped the area, does not have the scientific evidence to support this claim and faces major diplomatic obstacles. Barking Dog and Idonthaveaclukaka - Pinky and The Brain will now go to the UN for the whole affair. The problem is that the pole keeps moving. I don't think Santa would want oil and gas exploration under his workshop. Really, this time of year I think this dispute over the North Pole can only be resolved by the one person we all know lives there and that is Santa Claus. So everyone, cheer up and let the jolly old elf sort this out. Maybe I'm stupid, but the North Pole is not owned by Santa Claus and as long as the North Pole is in Canada, Canadians won't have to pay duties on Christmas presents :) North Pole garbage. Everyone knows that Santa Claus works at Amazon.com. Jeff Bezos looks just like an elf, right down to the pointy ears.