Men vs. Women in the Pool It was a Friday afternoon and the sun was shining on his freckled nose. She was angry because her male counterpart had planned to go to the pool with the rest of her male friends. "Why can't I go?" He asked in a plaintive voice. “Because this is man's time. Also, you said you had things to do today. He replied in a deep voice as he scratched his five o'clock shadow. It was funny how she always had her "Girls' Night Out" and he didn't say a word about it. He actually liked the peace and quiet it offered him. But if the situation ever changed like it did on that beautiful day, she wouldn't be able to understand where this sudden need to separate came from. They both knew what was going to happen at the pool that day. Groups of men sitting around their refrigerators talk about the girl with the big butt or help their friends strategize how to get the girl in the string bikini to come closer or at least bend over. This is what men do. Those who are taken to help...
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